Stayin' Alive (alternate lyrics)

This song recently infected my brain and when I looked up the lyrics I was struck by two things.

• A “women's man” with no time to talk. Isn't that a big complaint that women have about men? And it's so simple to fix. The “I” is soft or even optional.
• The ad for a newspaper. Why? I'm sure it fit the beat and they didn't overthink it but overthinking things is what I do. My initial thought was something about social media and I landed on “technology” as a close word that fit the beat and current events. (tech•nol•o•gy)
  • I also asked ChatGPT 3.5 for ideas and it came up with some decent suggestions although it clearly doesn't know how to count. I think “the city lights effect on man” would better fit the vibe of the song.

My tweaks are in bold.

Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk
I'm a woman's man: (I) take time to talk
The music loud and the women warm
I've been kicked around since I was born

And now it's all right. It's OK
And you may look the other way
But we can try to understand
technology's effect on man

Whether you're a brother
Or whether you're a mother
You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Feel the city breakin'
And everybody shakin'
And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive
Oh, when you walk

Well, now, I get low and I get high
And if I can't get either, I really try
Got the wings of heaven on my shoes
I'm a dancin' man and I just can't lose

You know it's all right. It's OK
I'll live to see another day
But we can try to understand
technology's effect on man

Whether you're a brother
Or whether you're a mother
You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Feel the city breakin'
And everybody shakin'
And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive
(Hey, yeah)

Life goin' nowhere. Somebody help me
Somebody help me, yeah
Life goin' nowhere. Somebody help me, yeah
I'm stayin' alive

Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk
I'm a woman's man: (I) take time to talk
The music loud and the women warm
I've been kicked around since I was born

And now it's all right. It's OK
And you may look the other way
But we can try to understand
technology's effect on man

Whether you're a brother
Or whether you're a mother
You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Feel the city breakin'
And everybody shakin'
And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive
(Hey, yeah)

Life goin' nowhere. Somebody help me
Somebody help me, yeah
Life goin' nowhere. Somebody help me, yeah
I'm stayin' alive

Life goin' nowhere. Somebody help me
Somebody help me, yeah
Life goin' nowhere. Somebody help me, yeah
I'm stayin' alive

Life goin' nowhere. Somebody help me
Somebody help me, yeah
Life goin' nowhere. Somebody help me, yeah
I'm stayin' alive

Life goin' nowhere. Somebody help me
Somebody help me, yeah
Life goin' nowhere. Somebody help me, yeah
I'm stayin' alive